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Friday, April 10, 2009

Stuff to Think About

There are two men in the middle of the desert. Man 1 notices that some has poisoned the Man 2's water canteen. In a quick intersection of their paths, Man 1 pokes a hole in Man 2's canteen to let the poison water drain out. Then they leave seperate ways and never come in contact again. Man 2 dies of thirst afterwards. Did Man 1 kill Man 2?
Ian thinks Yes
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Random Stuff (Paradoxes/sophisms)
Don't go near the water until you have learned how to swim.

A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she were never born, she never killed her grandmother.

What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?
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A woman with her wedding ring finger missing and a man get off of a train, and are met by a man that they haven't seen for thirty years. He pulls out a gun and kills her. The police take no action. Why?

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