Funny Quotes

I've seen these online and such and they are pretty funny-

-"If practice Makes perfect and no ones perfect why practice."

-"I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. therefore I am perfect"

-"If life gives you lemons, throw them at the next person to walk by."

-"In physics, you don't have to go around making trouble for yourself -- nature does it for you"

-"If at first you din't succed skydiving is not for you"

-"What doesn't kill you, probably will the second time."

-"There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird."

-"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings"